You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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