Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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