I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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