This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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