just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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