I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Are we still banned from the library?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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