it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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