In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore