I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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