whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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