She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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