Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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