I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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