Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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