I think scott just propositioned me for sex
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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