I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize