I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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