she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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