I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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