that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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