I hate your face
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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