Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the day after is always just damage control
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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