Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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