Sry I called you an 8
they're staring at me
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Damn victory sex feels great