Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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