so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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