Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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