She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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