We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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