IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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