genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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