Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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