So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There's even glitter on my cock...
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