i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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