I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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