I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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