I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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