Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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