I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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