Your mouth is God's brothel.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
