yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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