You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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