"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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