Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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