Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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