when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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