Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My friends, they love my intelligence
im drinking this country out of the recession.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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