Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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