dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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