You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to