I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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