would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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