I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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