well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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