My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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