Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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