Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he's gonorrhea incarnate
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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